It seems like all my original ideas are now being independently reproduced by other people, so I’ll just start dumping a few others that I’ve heard recently.

• “Placebo” brand pills – scientifically proven effective on many maladies
• Idiot urine test – always comes up positive

Prayer for Finances (it works)

I claimed it for you – now claim it for me.

God has more than a thousand ways to provide

For us, that we know nothing about.

Here is your financial blessing!

It’s a simple prayer, you got 30 Seconds?

Don’t sleep on this…Someone recently

Read this for the first time and

Received exactly enough for a $0 balance

On all credit cards.

If you need a financial blessing,

Continue reading this e-mail.

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving

God, I pray to you that you Abundantly bless

My family and me.

I know that you recognize, that a Family

Is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, cousin,

Husband and wife, but all who believe and trust in You.

Dear GOD, I send up a prayer request for

Financial blessing for not only the Person who

Sent this to me, but for me and all that I have

Forwarded This message to.

And that the power of joined prayer by

Those who Believe and trust in you is

More powerful than anything!

I thank you in Advance for your blessings.

God, deliver the person reading this right Now

From debt and debt burdens.

Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a

Good steward over all that you have given me

GOD, for I know how wonderful and mighty

You are and how if we just obey you and walk

In your word and have the faith of a Mustard

Seed that you will pour out blessings.

I thank you now Lord for the recent blessings I have

Received and for the blessings yet to come,

Because I know you are not done with me yet.

In Jesus name Amen…

TAKE 60 SECONDS and send this on quickly and within hours, you will have

Caused a multitude of people to pray to God for each other. Then sit

Back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing That you

Know He loves. Peace and Blessings….

Have Faith

8 angels are sent 2 you,

You must send them to 8 people .

In 8 minutes you will receive something you have long awaited.

The other day, Saranya was rubbing the chalkboard and getting her hand all covered with chalk dust. Then she went to show her hand to mommy. “What’s that on your hand, Saranya?” asked mommy.

“Egg!” explained Saranya.

(She had erased the word “egg” with her fingers!)