Nuke the site from orbit
It’s 2:45am. I just slept 4 hours and woke up. Guess I can get some work done while it’s dark and quiet.
In the kitchen I saw a few of my little friends next to the stove, so I broke out the bug spray and killed some babies. Then I partially dismantled the stove and sprayed bug spray inside it. The little pilot lights would ignite the bug spray, making fireballs that I imagined would napalm the little bastards to fiery hell.
My kitchen is a war zone, left mostly uninhabitable by both sides. I can’t prepare food in there anymore. I keep a fan running all the time to prevent the fumes from collecting in the bedroom. I can turn it off after the war. I’m tempted to just nuke the site with a room fogger, but those pilot lights would turn the whole apartment building into an inferno.
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Now it’s almost 4am, and I’m trying to re-learn how to manage a SVN repository so that I can clean up some mistakes I made way back in 2007.
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