Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Israeli Banana

Saturday, July 22nd, 2017

I heard a joke in my dream last night. An Israeli shopkeeper told me a joke about a banana. He said “You want joke?” and when I assented, he joked “Why you no like banana? Is appealing!”

Today’s inspirational poster

Tuesday, July 18th, 2017

Today’s motivational poster

Sunday, July 16th, 2017

Today’s motivational poster

Saturday, July 15th, 2017

Today’s inspirational poster

Wednesday, July 12th, 2017

Today’s inspirational poster

Tuesday, July 11th, 2017

Today’s inspirational poster

Monday, July 10th, 2017

It’s a turtle

Sunday, March 5th, 2017

Saranya just went running to the bathroom, saying “Gotta go now! It’s a turtle.”

Cracked me up!

Michael Ham: Negative Irreproducible Tweets… for Science

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Michael Ham: Negative Irreproducible Tweets… for Science.

It seems like all my original ideas are now being independently reproduced by other people, so I’ll just start dumping a few others that I’ve heard recently.

  • “Placebo” brand pills – scientifically proven effective on many maladies
  • Idiot urine test – always comes up positive

Guy has tough time describing his color blindness

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

Guy has tough time describing his color blindness.