Mizblog

Apparently I forgot how to post on here for a while. I’ve been condensing my thoughts into Facebook-style snippets, and that’s becoming unrewarding. I’m going to start posting here more regularly, I swear!

I was stumbling around the Internet when I came upon this article, with its provocative title. Aha! Maybe here is someone else who’s also figured out what I’ve figured out.

http://www.darshanchande.com/2010/01/are-humans-really-intelligent.html

Alas, it was not. However, it did get me thinking and wanting to respond in two different directions. First, what’s wrong with this author’s assumptions, reasoning, and conclusions? Second, why is this really a good question to start getting at some really big issues that concern me deeply?

I’ll begin by pointing out some of the author’s statements that made me cringe:

“One of the proven observations by the naturalists is that life on the planet is being governed by an immaculate mechanism of Nature according to which no species of organism would grow so much in population that it wipes out any other species and no species of organism would shrink so much in numbers that it gets wiped out by some other.” WTF?!? All my observations show that this is the opposite of true. Sometimes entire populations go extinct, and no it’s not always because of the actions of people. Sometimes the environment changes and the organisms can’t adapt fast enough to survive. Sometimes this causes a chain reaction in which many species become extinct and a whole biosphere dies off. Oh well.

“It is evident from the process of natural selection in evolution that Nature takes due care that every species of organisms on this planet is best equipped to survive in its environment.” Another statement that is the opposite of true. If I were to rephrase this to make it correspond more with my view of Truth, it would say: “It is evident from the process of natural selection in evolution that Nature takes due care that every species of organisms on this planet that is not equipped to survive in its environment will be extinguished.”

It’s hard to keep this process going, but let me end part one by examining the author’s claim as to the purpose of intelligence. “the main function of intelligence is to make life better; to bring ease to life.” In this, I heartily disagree. This claim trivializes the purpose of intelligence. The purpose of intelligence is to allow an organism (or group of organisms) to adapt to a changing environment faster than would be possible if the only means of adaptation were via genetic evolution.

Still, we may reasonably ask “Are Humans Really Intelligent?” as did the original author. Well, I guess that depends on what time scale you use to look at it. At the timescale of riddles, word problems, and toy puzzles, we seem to be the benchmark for intelligence. We’re able to learn to see patterns in the world, and use them to predict outcomes and consequences. The better we are at this process, the more intelligent we are able to behave.

But then I read comments on YouTube, and they were like little windows allowing me to peer in on sadly crippled minds. So depressing.

It started with a phone call from work, late on Sunday night. Phil couldn’t get a web application to work on his new computer. It kept trying to open the web page with a nonexistent application on his Mac. Turns out he had gotten into my source code and installed some abandoned programs that didn’t work and I’d just given up on them, and then tried to run them over the web using Windows ME on his Mac.

But the whole experience was bizarre. On the conference call with Phil and Joel I kept forgetting what I was talking about while I was talking, then I’d stop talking and nobody would talk for half a minute. I would then ask whether or not anyone else felt disjointed and phased out.

Then I met my old friend Travis, who was in the process of moving from just down the street. I met his neighbors, one girl and one guy, while we talked about his plans. Next thing I knew, I was out in front of his old house in my car and the police were there, arresting Travis. He tried climbing out the window but they stuffed him back into the car. Then they took him down the block to what I thought was a rehab clinic. Some lady told me to get the fuck away from the place or I would be next.

Then Travis’ neighbor approached me and told me that she’d been dropping hints like crazy that I shouldn’t get involved in the game. Travis presumably had been involved in the game and had gone astray. I asked wtf she was talking about, and she told me that if you were invited to play the game, and you were chosen, it was like ultimate happiness. But if you played and screwed things up, well, nothing would ever work out for you anymore and your life would end up a disaster in every way. If you chose not to play, you’d just stay oblivious to the whole thing going on all around you, but you wouldn’t ever get the big payoff or pay the big price.

But if you play, she said, things will definitely get weird. She showed me her snake hair and snake fingers. She told me that maybe I didn’t have a choice about playing, and she turned into a walrus with praying mantis wings and tentacles, one of which stung my hand. It hurt like a bitch! I sort of went into a daze.

Next thing I knew, I was transported to a garage and kind of abandoned/imprisoned. A car pulled in next to us, and it contained a man with what appeared to be some kind of pilot’s helmet and mask on his face, with two small children on his lap. The car was a 2-seater sports car type, and the method of transportation (with no child restraint) was definitely illegal. Then I saw the little alien in the passenger seat. He was tiny! Small like a leprechaun, and encased in some kind of a space suit like Darth Vader. He kept repeating a mechanical sounding “Greetings, Earth. We come in peace.” or something to that effect. The driver got out and handed the alien off to a guy on a racing bike, who had a special freezer compartment in the back of the fairing that looked specially built for aliens. The bike left in slow motion.

Then the guy who brought the alien started puttering around the garage, and I noticed he started changing shape. He was muttering about how it was a mystery how some creatures, who were supposedly slaves, could seem to have free will; while others, who were supposedly free, couldn’t will themselves out of a wet paper bag. Slowly I realized he was talking about demons and humans, and that the game was a sort of “deal with the devil” where you’d take on a demon as part of you, and you’d have to do what it told you to do. The “game” part was that the human had to devote his/her will to following the demonic instructions and nothing else.

Then I realized that the tentacle sting I’d received was just such a demonic injection, but my demon wasn’t talking to me yet. I was still dazed, just sitting in the garage. The guy was moving around behind me, and I realized that he was completely a demon.

Another demon came in and they talked about me; asked if I could hear them and understand. I didn’t respond. Then the first one asked me to tell me what I thought of some things. The words he wanted me to talk about were nonsense words as far as I could here, so I tried to repeat them (and failed pretty badly). He told me that he wanted me to play word association with him instead. “Heart attack” – um, call 911? “Fire” – stop, drop, roll, um, water or foam, call 911…? “Electrocution” – wtf?!? Uh, turn off power?

He pointed to a long cable leading to an installed motor and some machinery, where suddenly sparks and soon also smoke began to erupt from the casing. I wandered around ineffectually, looking for the breaker panel, until in apparent disgust he made the whole thing just disappear. I got the impression that my demonic possession had been tested and deemed a failure.

Then I woke up.

I quit.

My new house is 35 miles from UCLA. This takes me 45-90 minutes to drive, depending on traffic. I think I need to invest in some more audio books if I’m going to make this trip regularly.

We bought our new house!

I didn’t realize it would be such a huge hassle to move into the place, though. Because it isn’t just moving – it’s getting the place habitable and moving! I’m struggling with both.

I still haven’t been able to figure out which phone company offers local phone service, let alone Internet connectivity. Neither Verizon nor SBC (AT&T) show support on their websites.

After that, there’s gas (handled), electric, trash, and water to deal with.

Leaving here, there’s a whole big list of people and organizations that need my new address.

Before we move, we wanted to fix the place up, and upgrade a couple things. A tankless water heater, a new sliding glass door from the master bedroom to the back yard, some wood repair, some plumbing repair, and a new front door. All barely necessary but it’s probably easier to get them done now rather than after we’re moved in.

We went out Saturday and bought new washer/dryer and refrigerator from Best Buy. The guy at Home Depot sent us there to check their refrigerator selection, and we got the same washer/dryer for less money. We also got a dented refrigerator for cheap. :)

So things are going along. I’m stressed out of my normal morning routine for the duration of the move, and I’m eagerly looking forward to being able to relax in my new house!

1. STOP BUYING USELESS SHIT

I have to pass this along because to me it’s just so funny. One of Sangeeta’s friends emailed it to us (Fwd) and though we don’t need the powerful benefits it promises, its entertainment value is too great to keep to myself. So here you go, whoever you are who reads my blog:

Prayer for Finances (it works)

I claimed it for you – now claim it for me.

God has more than a thousand ways to provide

For us, that we know nothing about.

Here is your financial blessing!

It’s a simple prayer, you got 30 Seconds?

Don’t sleep on this…Someone recently

Read this for the first time and

Received exactly enough for a $0 balance

On all credit cards.

If you need a financial blessing,

Continue reading this e-mail.

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving

God, I pray to you that you Abundantly bless

My family and me.

I know that you recognize, that a Family

Is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, cousin,

Husband and wife, but all who believe and trust in You.

Dear GOD, I send up a prayer request for

Financial blessing for not only the Person who

Sent this to me, but for me and all that I have

Forwarded This message to.

And that the power of joined prayer by

Those who Believe and trust in you is

More powerful than anything!

I thank you in Advance for your blessings.

God, deliver the person reading this right Now

From debt and debt burdens.

Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a

Good steward over all that you have given me

GOD, for I know how wonderful and mighty

You are and how if we just obey you and walk

In your word and have the faith of a Mustard

Seed that you will pour out blessings.

I thank you now Lord for the recent blessings I have

Received and for the blessings yet to come,

Because I know you are not done with me yet.

In Jesus name Amen…

TAKE 60 SECONDS and send this on quickly and within hours, you will have

Caused a multitude of people to pray to God for each other. Then sit

Back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing That you

Know He loves. Peace and Blessings….

Have Faith

8 angels are sent 2 you,

You must send them to 8 people .

In 8 minutes you will receive something you have long awaited.

It’s another year. It’s another decade. Times are tough for a lot of people, and there’s every indication that they’re going to get a lot worse.

I finished 2009 with a week of illness following 5 months of strong physical development. Cold weather and a cold have temporarily derailed my progress on this front, but I’m eager to get back on track and continue my physical conditioning program. I dropped 38 pounds in 5 months, and I’m very proud of that. My first goal in 2010 is to keep this process going, getting myself down below 10% bodyfat (right now ~190 lbs).

I’ve been hunting for a place to live for about a year now. The government has been creating vast sums of money in order to keep housing prices from dropping, so I still can’t afford to buy a decent place to live. In 2010 I’m going to keep looking, and as soon as I find a place that I like and can afford, then I’m going to buy it and move in.

I also need to put effort into keeping what I have: family, friends, job, wisdom. Just because I already have them doesn’t mean I can now neglect them and expect to keep them.

Thanksgiving is here. Time again to remember all the things for which we’re grateful. Here’s my quick list before driving up for an extended family meal:

• I’ve dropped 34 lbs. since July
• I’m not injured despite more vigorous training in fitness and Krav Maga
• My family is healthy and happy
• My job is challenging, interesting, and rewarding
• I have friends who don’t stop being my friends despite hundreds of miles separating us, and frequent periods where we don’t communicate much
• I got my Internet connection back
• There probably is no God